Thursday, March 26, 2009

sakit kronik

Setelah memeriksa pesakitnya seorang doktor berkata"Keadaan anda amat buruk. Anda hanya punya waktu hidup 10... ""Sepuluh apa?, bulan, minggu, tahun, hari?", tanya si pesakit gugup.Doktor: "9... 8... 7... 6... "

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

GADUH TIME XPDC 80 KM( real punyer)

tempat ;tepi jln berdekatan ngn sekolah kemumin

peristiwa;pudin ( pkai spec vs usamah )

punca;peta pudin hilang dan usamah dituduh


tEsT tEnGoK oTak GeliGa kE idAk

Monday, March 23, 2009


Ader seorg guru tadika yg tidak percaya wujudnya ALLAH dan die pun berfikir bagaimana nk brain wash kanak2 di tadika tsebut supaya tak percaya wujudnya ALLAH.Die pun mdpt satu akal...

Guru tadika : Ank2,nampak tak pen ni?
Ank2 : Nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Pen ade kn?
Ank2 : Ader cikgu.

kemudian guru tadika td memasukkn pen tu dalam poket die,kemudian bertanya lg..

Guru tadika : Ank2,nampak tak pen?
Ank2 : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : pen ade tak?
Ank2 : takder cikgu.

Guru tadika: Ank2 nmpk ALLAH tak?
Ank2 : tak nmpk cikgu.
Guru tadika : ALLAH ader tak?
Ank2 : takder cikgu.

Guru tadika td sgt gembira sbb tujuan die nk brain wash otak bdk2 tu berjaya.Ttp dlm byk2 bdk tu ader seorg bdk yg pintar,dan die minta pun mengangkat tgn...

Bdk A : Cikgu bleh sy ckp sesuatu.
Guru tadika : Bleh,mari ke depan.

Bdk A : kwn2 nmpk cikgu tak.
Kwn2 : nampak.
Bdk A : cikgu ader kn?
Kwn2 : ader.

Bdk A : kwn2 nmpk otak cikgu tak?
Kwn2 : tak nampak.
Bdk A: cikgu ader otak tak?
Kwn2 : tak ader.

napE kiTa bAcA QuRan sEdAngKan kiTa xfAhAm mAknAnya???

This is a beautiful story of an Old American Muslim lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentucky with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Qur'an. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could.One day the grandson asked, "Grandpa! I try to read the Qur'an just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading the Qur'an do?"The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and replied, "Ta ke this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket of water." The boy did as he was told, but all the water leaked out before he got back to the house. The grandfather laughed and said, "You'll have to move a little faster next time," and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again. This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it was impossible to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucket instead. The old man said, "I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You're just not trying hard enough," and he went out the door to watch the boy try again.At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would Leak out before he got back to the house. The boy again dipped the basket into river and ran hard, but when he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, "See Grandpa, it's useless!""So you think it is useless?" The old man said, "Look at the basket."The boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty old coal basket and was now clean, inside and out. "Son, that's what happens when you read the Qur'an. You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, you will be Changed, inside and out. That is the work of Allah in our lives."If you feel this email is worth reading, please forward to your contacts/friends. ProphetMuhammad (pbuh) says: "The one who guides to good will be rewarded equally"

SeNYUM ItU SeDeKAH...sO sEnyUmlA...

janganla korang masam2...xcome ore kelate org kelantan ckp...tgk gmbar di atas,kan ensem dia senyum kan????